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Our freaks are our friends. We should all be \u003cem\u003eexercising our demons.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWord of the Month card\u003c\/strong\u003e — because words matter. Learn it. Use it. Embody it. Sit with it. See what happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJournal card\u003c\/strong\u003e with prompts, a Spotify playlist, and the month’s \u003cstrong\u003eGritty Bev\u003c\/strong\u003e pairing: a little grit for those who want alcohol and a little tea for those who don’t. Grit-tea. 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When another artist’s original work appears in something I create, I will always make every effort to credit them. In a world increasingly crowded with AI-generated imagery and unattributed creativity, the human hand—and the human soul behind it—matter deeply to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have spent enough time playing characters written by other people in our own lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEventually, we have to take the pen back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReign your world.\u003cbr\u003eHail thyself.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreate Chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf sovereignty sounds good to you—\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewelcome to the Rabble, oh lovely Chaotic!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"chaotic-art-club","title":"Join the Chaotic Art Club - Monthly Membership","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMonthly Chaotic Art Club\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA monthly envelope of \u003cstrong\u003eart, authenticity, and vulgarity\u003c\/strong\u003e delivered directly to your mailbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$23\/month - shipping included!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach mailing revolves around a new word, theme, or unruly little idea and includes bits \u0026amp; prints of original collage art, a Field Guide to the Mortal Realm, a collectible trading card, journal prompts, music, stickers, paper treasures, and whatever other mischief makes its way into the envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery edition is different. 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